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November 26th, 2013

Corporations with Religious Rights? Here’s the Inevitable Result

Lawrence O'Donnell

Lawrence O’Donnell

“TODAY, A CORPORATION RUN BY FUNDAMENTALISTS, WHO OPPOSE DANCING AS DEVIL’S WORSHIP, CLAIMED IT HAD THE RIGHT TO STOP ITS EMPLOYEES FROM EVEN USING THE RHYTHM METHOD.”

Story here.

November 20th, 2013

On 50th Anniversary, Tea Partiers Blame Kennedy Assassination on Obamacare

Larry Klayman of Freedom Watch

“NEVER MIND THAT KENNEDY WAS GUNNED DOWN 50 YEARS AGO, THIS JUST SHOWS THE LASTING IMPACT OF OUR ‘SINGLE BULLSHIT’ THEORY.”

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Elizabeth Warren: Social Security Should Be Enhanced, Not Cut – by Mark Karlin, Editor of Buzzflash at Truthout.

 

November 6th, 2013

The Ad Campaign Dems SHOULD Have Run Against Chris Christie

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“NOW IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, CHRIS CHRISTIE, EVEN A YEAR FROM NOW, TWO YEARS AFTER SANDY… YOU’LL STILL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.”

Story here.

More Christie humor, at All Hat No Cattle.

Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash at Truthout: Median Wage Falls to Lowest Level Since 2008, As Top Incomes Soar.

November 5th, 2013

Ted Cruz Uses ‘Obamacare’ Strategy to Attack ENDA’s Transgender Provisions

“NOW, AFTER ALL WE’VE SEEN AND HEARD FROM THIS PRESIDENT, CAN WE REALLY TRUST HIM WHEN HE SAYS IF YOU LIKE YOUR CURRENT ‘SEX’ … YOU CAN KEEP IT?”

July 31st, 2013

New Viagra Ad to Feature Anthony Weiner

Viagra Ad

“IF YOUR WEINER CAMPAIGNS FOR MORE THAN 44 DAYS, PLEASE CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIST.”

Anthony Weiner

July 23rd, 2013

Anthony Weiner’s ‘Weiner’ Holds Its Own Press Conference

anthony weiner sexting

“I’M CALLING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE TO APOLOGIZE, FOR SENDING PICTURES OF ANTHONY WEINER RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.”

Anthony Weiner

 

July 19th, 2013

Obama’s Pitch-Perfect on Trayvon, But Missed Chance To Tie-In Even Larger Issue

President Obama's surprise remarks about Trayvon Martin.

“NOW, IF THE RIGHT-WING NEANDERTHALS KEEP OBSTRUCTING ACTION TO REDUCE GLOBAL WARMING, PRETTY SOON EVEN THEY’RE GONNA’ LOOK LIKE ME AND TRAYVON MARTIN.”

July 17th, 2013

Zimmerman Juror B-37 Totally Blows Her Credibility

Zimmerman Juror B-37

“IT WAS LIKE A SIGN FROM ABOVE, VALIDATING OUR VERDICT, WHEN I WON AT BINGO WHEN THEY CALLED MY OWN JUROR NUMBER.”

bingo cards

June 30th, 2013

Is Right-Wing Opposition to Immigration Reform Rooted in Anti-Semitism?

GOP Senator Jeff Sessions

GOP Senator Jeff Sessions

“YOU THINK IT’S MERELY COINCIDENCE THAT THE ‘PATH TO CITIZENSHIP’ IS 13 YEARS? IT’S OBVIOUSLY A RUSE TO GET HISPANICS BAR-MITZVAHED, AND FURTHER CEMENT THEIR ALLEGIANCE AS JEWS TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.”

Hispanid Bar-Mitzvah

 

June 10th, 2013

Edward Snowden’s Latest Bombshell: ‘How They Tracked Me to My Hotel Room’

Edward Snowden

“I DELIBERATELY REFRAINED FROM USING THE INTERNET OR MY CELL PHONE… BUT THEY GOT ME WITH THE OLD REVERSE PEEPHOLE.”

kramer reverse peephole

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