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January 26th, 2014

Huckabee Now Attacks Showtime’s Libidinous ‘Masters of Sex’

“I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THE PROGRAM, BUT I’M DISGUSTED BY THE FACT THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTATION IS PERMITTING AN ENTIRE SHOW ABOUT A GUY MASTURBATING HIS JOHNSON.”

January 20th, 2014

Chris Christie Also Misuses ‘Sandy Funds’ for Latest Commercial

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“I MAY BE HOLDING NEW JERSEY AND SANDY FUNDS HOSTAGE, BUT MY GOAL IS TO PROVE THAT I’M STRONGER THAN THE SHITSTORM.”

January 18th, 2014

Christie’s Bullying of THIS Mayor Could Really Prove His Downfall

Mayor McCheese

“THE GOVERNOR TOLD ME THAT UNLESS I ENDORSED HIM, AND GAVE HIM A FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BIG MACS, HE WOULD HAVE MY DRIVE-THROUGH LANES PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN.”

chris christie

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Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash at Truthout — Make Wealthy Pay Social Security Taxes on Their Full Salaries.

 

December 12th, 2013

Secret Message of ‘Fake African Signer’ Finally Decoded

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“HE WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO ‘SIGN’ A FAKE ORGASM, BUT HE COULDN’T EVEN FAKE THE ‘FAKE SIGN’.”

Story here.

 

November 26th, 2013

Corporations with Religious Rights? Here’s the Inevitable Result

Lawrence O'Donnell

Lawrence O’Donnell

“TODAY, A CORPORATION RUN BY FUNDAMENTALISTS, WHO OPPOSE DANCING AS DEVIL’S WORSHIP, CLAIMED IT HAD THE RIGHT TO STOP ITS EMPLOYEES FROM EVEN USING THE RHYTHM METHOD.”

Story here.

November 20th, 2013

On 50th Anniversary, Tea Partiers Blame Kennedy Assassination on Obamacare

Larry Klayman of Freedom Watch

“NEVER MIND THAT KENNEDY WAS GUNNED DOWN 50 YEARS AGO, THIS JUST SHOWS THE LASTING IMPACT OF OUR ‘SINGLE BULLSHIT’ THEORY.”

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Elizabeth Warren: Social Security Should Be Enhanced, Not Cut – by Mark Karlin, Editor of Buzzflash at Truthout.

 

November 6th, 2013

The Ad Campaign Dems SHOULD Have Run Against Chris Christie

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“NOW IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, CHRIS CHRISTIE, EVEN A YEAR FROM NOW, TWO YEARS AFTER SANDY… YOU’LL STILL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.”

Story here.

More Christie humor, at All Hat No Cattle.

Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash at Truthout: Median Wage Falls to Lowest Level Since 2008, As Top Incomes Soar.

November 5th, 2013

Ted Cruz Uses ‘Obamacare’ Strategy to Attack ENDA’s Transgender Provisions

“NOW, AFTER ALL WE’VE SEEN AND HEARD FROM THIS PRESIDENT, CAN WE REALLY TRUST HIM WHEN HE SAYS IF YOU LIKE YOUR CURRENT ‘SEX’ … YOU CAN KEEP IT?”

July 31st, 2013

New Viagra Ad to Feature Anthony Weiner

Viagra Ad

“IF YOUR WEINER CAMPAIGNS FOR MORE THAN 44 DAYS, PLEASE CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIST.”

Anthony Weiner

July 23rd, 2013

Anthony Weiner’s ‘Weiner’ Holds Its Own Press Conference

anthony weiner sexting

“I’M CALLING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE TO APOLOGIZE, FOR SENDING PICTURES OF ANTHONY WEINER RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.”

Anthony Weiner

 

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