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“THE FIRST EPISODE WILL FEATURE A GOVERNOR WHO FIRST CLAIMS HE GOT LOST ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, TRIES TO ACCOMPLISH A WIFE SWAP, AND ULTIMATELY PROVES HE HAS NO GREY MATTER IN HIS ANATOMY.”
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All Hat No Cattle on the sane(?) Saddam Hussein.
And Dan Kurtzman on the insane housewife from Wasilla.
Michael Jackson Mashups, at BartCopE!
While the Supreme Court made new law in ruling for the white firefighters in New Haven, the mainstream media neglected to report on just how culturally biased the written test questions actually were. Here are a few sample questions; judge for yourself:
1. The National Hockey League Flames played in what city before moving to Calgary?
2. What length of firefighter boots are also ideal for bass fishing?
3. Identify the specific breed of cow owned by Mrs. O’Leary that started the Great Chicago Fire.
4. In Seinfeld, what firefighter’s job did Kramer perform in the race to save Leaping Larry’s Appliance Store?
5. What brands of white bread and mayo are favored by four out of five firehouse kitchens?
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Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash on Al Franken’s a Senator, No Joke. But What Kind?
More on Sanford and Sin at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane’s Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford.
“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”
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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.
Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.
“THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY PISSED OFF WITH MY PLAN TO LIFT MY OWN TERM LIMITS – BUT I FOILED THEIR COUP WHEN I HAD THEIR TANKS TOWED FROM A NO-PARKING ZONE.”
“YES, IT’S TRUE I ALSO MET MY ARGENTINE GIRLFRIEND IN NEW YORK, BUT THERE’S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT I CROSSED PARTY LINES TO HAVE A MENAGE A TROIS WITH ELIOT SPITZER.”
“WHERE IN HELL AM I NOW SUPPOSED TO GET MY OXYCONTIN FOR JUST 19.95 … ESPECIALLY WITH THE FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING THAT COMES WITH BEING ALL OF THE FIRST 500 CALLERS.”
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Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.
Lisa Casey on another reason to run in I-ran.
BartCopE on Michael Jackson’s Lament.
“MICHELLE WARNED ME TO GO WITH THE MORE TRADITIONAL ‘RUBY,’ BUT I SEEM TO HAVE LEFT MY AUDACITY IN MY PINK PANTIES.”
Frank Rich in the NYT on Obama’s lack of audacity.
“UNDER MY PLAN, EACH MALE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WILL BE CAPPED AT ONE AFFAIR, BUT WILL BE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL PERMITS FOR EXTRA EMISSIONS.”
“AND IF YOU VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS NOW, WE’LL GIVE YOU THE BEST ‘FAMILY VALUES,’ PLUS RUN THE ENTIRE U.S. GOVERNMENT FOR ONLY $19.95.”
