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		<title>Desperate Tea Partiers Claim Health Reform Bill Creates &#8216;Tickle Panels&#8217;</title>
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"WE'RE NOT GONNA' FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT 'TICKLE- READY,' ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN'T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM." 



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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman's  Political Cartoons of the Week. </description>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/16/tea-partiers-kill-bill-grandma-notshovel-ready/</link>
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		<title>Consumer Protection Agency to Be Housed in Alan Greenspan&#8217;s Bathtub</title>
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"WE'RE STILL WORKING OUT THE WRINKLES, BUT IT'S STILL GONNA' HAVE ... PLENTY OF WRINKLES."

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		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/15/consumer-protection-agency-financial-reform-federal-reserve/</link>
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		<title>Texas School Board Approves &#8216;All Children Left Behind, The Enlightenment&#8217;</title>
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"THE STUDENTS WILL SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME STUDYING THE SECOND AMENDMENT, BY ACTUALLY SHOOTING OFF ROUNDS, AND THEIR MATH REQUIREMENTS WILL BE SATISFIED WITH COLT .45s."

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One Good Move with more on The War on Facts.

BuzzFlash's P.M. Carpenter on The new New Right's slap-happy disease of naive  radicalism, and ...</description>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/14/texas-school-board-right-wing-textbooks/</link>
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		<title>Hilary Threatens Israel: We&#8217;ll Send Jimmy Carter to Build Your Settlements</title>
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"JIMMY WILL MAKE THE WALLS SO THIN ... YOU'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO YOUR  NEIGHBORS SCHTUPPING." 

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		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/13/hilary-clinton-israel-settlements-jimmy-carter/</link>
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		<title>To Rally the Masses on Health Care Reform, Obama Channels John Belushi</title>
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"NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

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		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/12/obama-rally-for-health-care-reform-obama-john-belushi/</link>
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		<title>Chris Matthews Booted From Wailing Wall, For Excessive Wailing</title>
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"WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION OF HARDWALL -- THE PLACE WHERE THREE OF THE WORLD'S MAJOR RELIGIONS COME TOGETHER, AND GIVE ME A THRILL UP BOTH LEGS."

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		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/11/chris-matthews-biden-israeli-trip/</link>
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		<title>Israel To Build New Settlements, in the West WING!</title>
		<description> Interior Minister Eli Yishai
"JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T OFFENSIVE, WE MADE SURE TO ANNOUNCE IT WHILE BOTH OBAMA AND THE VICE PRESIDENT WERE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE."

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Lisa Casey on the Rush out of this country.

Madkane with Liz Cheney: Chip Off The Old Crock.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on ...</description>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/10/israel-new-settlements-in-west-wing/</link>
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		<title>Eric Massa Inspires Glenn Beck to Join the Navy</title>
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"YOU'D REALLY LOVE IT, GLENN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU HAVE TICKLE FIGHTS AND NAKED SHOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE A POLICY OF 'DON'T ASK  DON'T TELL' ABOUT MORONS." 

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		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/09/eric-massa-interview-glenn-beck/</link>
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		<title>Liz Cheney: Samuel Adams Should Be Barred From Selling Beer</title>
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"SINCE HIS COUSIN, JOHN ADAMS, DEFENDED THE BRITISH AFTER THE BOSTON MASSACRE, WE URGE THE TEA PARTIERS TO DUMP SAM ADAMS BEER INTO BOSTON HARBOR."



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BuzzFlash Commentary on Liz Cheney’s McCarthyism: A Family Tradition?

Special Report on Alice in Teabag-istan, at Crooks &#38; Liars. </description>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/08/liz-cheney-al-qaeda-7-eric-holder/</link>
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		<title>By Pulling ABC from Cablevision, Disney Seeks to Win an Oscar</title>
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"BY BLACKING OUT THE ENTIRE SHOW, WE HOPE  TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR THE MOST AMBITIOUS JOB EVER ... IN BOTH FILM EDITING AND SOUND EDITING." </description>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/03/07/abc-cablevision-disney-feud-oscars/</link>
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