“THEY SCREAMED AT ME THAT THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE MANPOWER TO INSULT ALL OF US INDIVIDUALLY, AND THAT THEY WERE LOOKING TO ESTABLISH A NEW LEVEL OF EFFICIENCY THAT BIG GOVERNMENT COULD NEVER PROVIDE.”

“WE OPPOSE ANY GODDAMN, COCKS**KING FEDERAL GUMMINT ATTEMPT TO CURE OUR SICK MOTHER-F**KING BEHAVIOR.”

“THE DAILY SHOW — UMM, NOW WHO ELSE USES THE WORD ‘DAILY’ IN THEIR TITLE?  OF COURSE, IT’S THE COMMUNIST PAPER, THE DAILY WORKER. AND THE WORD ‘SHOW’ — IT’S THE VERY SAME COMMIES WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE ‘SHOW’ TRIAL.”

“WE FIGURED IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET COOPERATION FROM THE PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS — THIS WAY THEY CAN SAY THEY’RE FROM THE ‘WHITE’ BRACKET , AND THEY’RE GONNA’ BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF THE “BLACK,’ ‘HISPANIC’ AND ‘GAY’ BRACKETS.”

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“UNLIKE WITH THE SWEDISH CARTOONIST, THE DEFENDANT MADE NO CLAIM THAT THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAD EVER DRAWN THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD … BUT SIMPLY THAT SHE DREW MS. LaROSE TO LOOK FAT IN HER JAIL-GREEN JUMPSUIT.”

“THE PRESIDENT HAS KENYA OVER ETHIOPIA COMING OUT OF THE ‘AFRICAN EAST’ BRACKET, AND THEN LOSING TO NIGERIA COMING OUT OF THE MIDWEST.”

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More Fox News insanity, with Glenn Beck U. — at All Hat No Cattle.

More on Michael Moore vs. Rahm, at BartCopE!

“FORGET THE FANCY WALL STREET SLEIGHT-OF-HAND — WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL KIDNAPPING, WHERE WE ‘SECURITIZE’ JON STEWART BY LITERALLY CUTTING HIM INTO LITTLE PIECES .”

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One Good Move with The Daily Show video , and BuzzFlash analysis on the voters’ revenge on Congress for failure to enact meaningful bank reform.

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“WE’RE STILL WORKING OUT THE WRINKLES, BUT IT’S STILL GONNA’ HAVE … PLENTY OF WRINKLES.”