“BILL, I THINK THIS ONE’S FOR YOU. NO, I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS, BUT JUST TELL THEM YOUR FOUNDATION IS PREPARED TO MAKE A SUBSTANTIAL DONATION TO THEIR COUNTRY … IF THEY PROMISE NEVER TO CALL ME AGAIN.”
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“BILL, I THINK THIS ONE’S FOR YOU. NO, I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS, BUT JUST TELL THEM YOUR FOUNDATION IS PREPARED TO MAKE A SUBSTANTIAL DONATION TO THEIR COUNTRY … IF THEY PROMISE NEVER TO CALL ME AGAIN.”
“I COULDN’T FIND ANYONE TO PULL THE TRIGGER … UNTIL I REMEMBERED THE HATCHET MAN FROM THE ORIGINAL ‘I’M NOT A CROOK‘ ADMINISTRATION’.”
Story here.
“I GUESS MY ONLY OPTION NOW IS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES … ON THE GOP TICKET, SINCE THEY WON’T EVEN CHECK YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS LONG AS YOU PRACTICE THEIR PARTICULAR BRAND OF VOODOO.”
Story here.
“BY ABANDONING ALL EFFORTS TO REDUCE THE WORLD’S RELIANCE ON FOSSIL FUELS, RONALD REAGAN WON THE ‘COLD WAR,’ THE ‘HOT WAR,’ AND PROVED HE’S A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS.”
“THE BARBECUING WILL BEGIN IN TWENTY-SIX YEARS … AND FIVE MINUTES.”
“ALRIGHT, GET THE WIKIPLUMBERS TOGETHER. WE’LL PLANT INFORMATION TO SHOW THAT SONUVABITCH JULIAN ASSANGE IS A WICCAN, AND THEN SEND B-52 BOMBERS TO PUT WIKILEAKISTAN BACK TO THE DIAL-UP INTERNET AGE.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on WikiLeaks’ Contribution to Obama’s Inevitable Choice.
Lisa Casey on the GOP Afghan line.
“NOT ONLY DID OBAMA JUST GIVE AWAY THE HOTTEST RUSSIAN SPY, ANNA CHAPMAN, BUT HE ALSO FAILED TO BREAK UP THE MOST THREATENING RUSSIAN SPY RING.”
[The real Limbaugh swipe: "Why do [the Russians] have to spy on us? Obama will tell them anything they want to know.”]
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