The Satirical Political Report » woody allen

Who’d a Thunk It? GOP Leadership Channels Woody Allen

Don Davis — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 23:46:44 +0000

“WE NORMALLY WOULDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPY OF A NEW YORK JEW, BUT WE DO BELIEVE THAT 90% OF LIFE IS JUST SHOWING UP BARACK OBAMA.”

Who’d a Thunk It? Sarah Palin (Mis)Quotes Woody Allen

Don Davis — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:50:39 +0000

“NINETY PERCENT OF MY LIFE IS JUST NOT SHOWING UP.”

HuffPost on the latest Palin No-Show.

Ousted Honduran President Seeks Help From Woody Allen

Don Davis — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:06:54 +0000

“I SAID, ‘MR. EL PRESIDENTE,�MY SERVICES COULD�BE BETTER PUT TO USE RIGHT NOW OVERTHROWING THE BANANA REPUBLICS IN�ALASKA�AND SOUTH CAROLINA’.”

GOP Leaders Claim Al Franken Not Fit to Serve, Based on Poor Senate Attendance Record

Don Davis — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:48:48 +0000

“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL�INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW�THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”

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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.