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September 2nd, 2009

Who’d a Thunk It? Sarah Palin (Mis)Quotes Woody Allen

Palin

“NINETY PERCENT OF MY LIFE IS JUST NOT SHOWING UP.”

HuffPost on the latest Palin No-Show.

July 5th, 2009

Ousted Honduran President Seeks Help From Woody Allen

“I SAID, ‘MR. EL PRESIDENTE, MY SERVICES COULD BE BETTER PUT TO USE RIGHT NOW OVERTHROWING THE BANANA REPUBLICS IN ALASKA AND SOUTH CAROLINA’.”

June 30th, 2009

GOP Leaders Claim Al Franken Not Fit to Serve, Based on Poor Senate Attendance Record

“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”

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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.

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