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April 5th, 2009

Cheney Charges Obama Had Meeting About WMD in Prague

“IT’S CLEAR THAT OBAMA’S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THAN MOHAMMED ATTA, SINCE HE’S ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT REDUCING STOCKPILES OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS.”

Huffington Post with the context: Obama’s Prague Speech on Nuclear Weapons.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s splendid week is subject to downward revision.

Bill Maher’s New Rules and The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move.

January 12th, 2009

Bush’s Missed Opportunity to Express REAL Regret

Jan. 12: President Bush gestures at his final press conference with the White House press corps (AP Photo).

“I KNOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD’VE PREFERRED THAT I JUMPED OFF THE ROOF, BLOWN MYSELF UP WITH WMD, OR COLLAPSED FROM A PRETZEL … INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A DEER IN THE KLIEG LIGHTS.”

BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama’s Reply to Blogger Bob Fertik’s Special Prosecutor Question – at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with the Week in Review – Daily Show and Week in Review – Colbert Report.

Lisa Casey on the Delusional House.

October 18th, 2008

Colin Powell to Launch REAL Surprise on Meet the Press

“TOM, NOW THAT I SEE THAT A BLACK MAN CAN ACTUALLY WIN, I’M THROWING MY OWN HAT INTO THE RING … AS A WEAPON OF OBAMA’S DESTRUCTION.”

September 26th, 2008

McCain Guilty of Premature Attack-Elation

“IT’S KINDA’ LIKE SHOOTING YOUR LOAD ABOUT WMD BEFORE THE FACTS ARE IN.”

Story at Huffington Post.

September 23rd, 2008

Cheney Asserts Link Between Saddam and Mortgages of Mass Destruction

“IT’S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT SADDAM WAS USING THESE MOBILE LABS TO CUT UP SUB-PRIME MORTGAGES INTO SMALLER SECURITIZED PACKAGES, WHICH HE THEN RELEASED TO PARALYZE THE NERVOUS SYSTEM OF THE FINANCIAL WORLD.” 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin, on More McCain Lies, concerning Obama’s Influence in Getting Ethics Bill Passed in Illinois .

Norm Jenson has the Daily Show Week in Review.

Lisa Casey on how McCain-Palin is “subtraction by addition.”

Dan Kurtzman with Your Urgent Help Needed, a parody of the Nigerian email scam.

August 8th, 2008

John Edwards Endorses Drilling for Rielle

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“TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED THAT IF I STARTED DRILLING IN 2006, THE RESULTS WOULDN’T BE KNOWN UNTIL 10 YEARS LATER, AFTER MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

American Conservative Wants Us to Believe WMD Forgery was Work of Pentagon, not CIA – at BuzzFlash.

To Drill or Not to Drill, on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.

Lisa Casey addresses the War Criminal Question.

August 8th, 2008

Bill Clinton Redirects His Jealousy, to John Edwards

“IN ONE SENSE, YOU’RE NEVER REALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS. EVEN AFTER MY WHOLE FIRST TERM AS PRESIDENT, I STILL SCREWED IT UP.”

August 5th, 2008

Ron Suskind’s Bombshell: White House Covered Up Link Between Bush and Missing Link

IT WAS ALL PART OF DICK CHENEY’S MASTER PLAN: CREATE SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS TRANSPARENT LIE THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE DISTRACTED FROM THE BULLSHIT OVER IRAQ.”

BuzzFlash has the review of Suskind’s book: The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism.

The Race Genie is out of the bottle on The Daily Show, courtesy of One Good Move.

Lisa Casey reports on W’s vacation plans.

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