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August 8th, 2008

John Edwards Endorses Drilling for Rielle

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“TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED THAT IF I STARTED DRILLING IN 2006, THE RESULTS WOULDN’T BE KNOWN UNTIL 10 YEARS LATER, AFTER MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

American Conservative Wants Us to Believe WMD Forgery was Work of Pentagon, not CIA 蔓at BuzzFlash.

To Drill or Not to Drill, on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.

Lisa Casey addresses the War Criminal Question.

August 8th, 2008

Bill Clinton Redirects His Jealousy, to John Edwards

“IN ONE SENSE, YOU’RE NEVER REALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS. EVEN AFTER MY WHOLE FIRST TERM AS PRESIDENT, I STILL SCREWED IT UP.”

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