“I HATE TO SEE THESE GUYS DECERTIFY THEIR UNION  — SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CALL A ‘REVERSE’ IN ORDER TO CONTINUE DELIVERING ILLEGAL HITS.”

“NOW, AS THE TEA PARTY FOLKS CAN TELL YOU, BACK IN THE DAYS OF INDENTURED SERVITUDE, THE THIRTEEN COLONIES NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH UNFUNDED PENSION COSTS.”

“AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO NEGOTIATE CHEAP FLIGHTS AND HOTEL ROOMS, THEY JUST MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO DO ALL THEIR WORK FROM ILLINOIS.”

“DAVID, I HAVE TO GO, I’VE GOT MY FAVORITE LABOR LEADER ON THE OTHER LINE, WHO I HOPE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO BURY THE ENTIRE LABOR MOVEMENT IN THE GIANTS STADIUM END ZONE.”