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“NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, HERE’S A REAL CHANCE FOR SOME HUMANITARIAN ACTION, BY STOPPING  SOME CRAZED DICTATORS WHO ARE THREATENING IMMINENT HARM TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE.”

“I HATE TO SEE THESE GUYS DECERTIFY THEIR UNION  — SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CALL A ‘REVERSE’ IN ORDER TO CONTINUE DELIVERING ILLEGAL HITS.”

“NOW, GENERAL GRANT, I KNOW YOU YANKEES WHUPPED OUR BEHINDS, BUT WE STILL DEMAND THAT YOU SURRENDER BOTH YOUR BLACK AND WHITE FOLKS TO WORK FOR SLAVE WAGES.”

“NOW, AS THE TEA PARTY FOLKS CAN TELL YOU, BACK IN THE DAYS OF INDENTURED SERVITUDE, THE THIRTEEN COLONIES NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH UNFUNDED PENSION COSTS.”

“AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO NEGOTIATE CHEAP FLIGHTS AND HOTEL ROOMS, THEY JUST MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO DO ALL THEIR WORK FROM ILLINOIS.”

“DAVID, I HAVE TO GO, I’VE GOT MY FAVORITE LABOR LEADER ON THE OTHER LINE, WHO I HOPE CAN SHOW ME HOW TO BURY THE ENTIRE LABOR MOVEMENT IN THE GIANTS STADIUM END ZONE.”

“IT’S ABOUT TIME WE MOVED PAST THE IDEA THAT A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE IS JUST ABOUT ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN.  INSTEAD, IT SHOULD BE EXTENDED TO THE ENTIRE MIDDLE CLASS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Walker Whacks Wisconsin Taxpayers With Bill for Wackenhut.

“I KNOW THAT SONUVABITCH WALDO IS NOT ONLY PROVIDING REFUGE TO THOSE COWARDLY DEMOCRATIC SENATORS, BUT ALSO  WANTS TO COLLECTIVELY BARGAIN FOR PORTABLE HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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More on Madisonian Democracy at BuzzFlash, with A Roaring Rotunda of Hope in Wisconsin, and Wisconsin Governor Tries to Kill Unions, America Falls Farther Behind.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s: I Like Big Cuts.

Great recommended reads, as always, at BartCopE!

“WE’RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE MUMMIFIED RIGHT-WING PYRAMID SCHEMES THAT HOSNI THE WORKING MAN BY LETTING MY PEOPLE GO.”