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“NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, HERE’S A REAL CHANCE FOR SOME HUMANITARIAN ACTION, BY STOPPING  SOME CRAZED DICTATORS WHO ARE THREATENING IMMINENT HARM TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE.”

“I HATE TO SEE THESE GUYS DECERTIFY THEIR UNION  — SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CALL A ‘REVERSE’ IN ORDER TO CONTINUE DELIVERING ILLEGAL HITS.”

“NOW, GENERAL GRANT, I KNOW YOU YANKEES WHUPPED OUR BEHINDS, BUT WE STILL DEMAND THAT YOU SURRENDER BOTH YOUR BLACK AND WHITE FOLKS TO WORK FOR SLAVE WAGES.”

“NOW, AS THE TEA PARTY FOLKS CAN TELL YOU, BACK IN THE DAYS OF INDENTURED SERVITUDE, THE THIRTEEN COLONIES NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH UNFUNDED PENSION COSTS.”

“AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO NEGOTIATE CHEAP FLIGHTS AND HOTEL ROOMS, THEY JUST MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO DO ALL THEIR WORK FROM ILLINOIS.”