“APPARENTLY, BARACK OBAMA — I REFUSE TO USE HIS MIDDLE NAME — FEELS AMERICA IS PERFECT ENOUGH THAT HE PALS AROUND WITH EDUCATION REFORMERS.” 

Story at HuffPost.

“DAAAA AYERS…. DA AYERS, DA AYERS, DA AYERS.”

“DITKA. DICKHEAD.”

“HEL-LO. I’M CALLING FOR … NO WAIT, AGAINST JOHN McCAIN. SPAM FILTER SOFTWARE REJECTS JOHN McCAIN.  MUST DELETE  JOHN McCAIN.”

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

“WHY WOULD BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ATTEND A DINNER NAMED AFTER A POLITICIAN … WHO ‘PALLED AROUND’ WITH SACCO AND VANZETTI?”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter wonders about John McCain and What Could Have Been.

Dan Kurtzman’s Best and Worst of the Debates.

Madkane’s Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain.

John McCain on Letterman, at One Good Move.

“I’M OBVIOUSLY THROWING UP AN AYERS BALL, POLLUTING  THE AYERSWAVES, AYERSING OUT ALL THE PHONY DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA’S BIG AYERS.”

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

“AY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FREAK McCAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ‘ACORNS IN THE AYERS,’ BUT ALLS I KNOWS IS McCAIN’S PLANS GOT BIGGER CRACKS THAN MY ASS.”

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Now here’s Real Change We Can Believe In, at All Hat No Cattle.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings, at BuzzFlash

Dan Kurtzman with McCain and Palin In Their Own Words: 25 Laughable Quotes. 

Daily Show’s 10,000 McCainiacs, at One Good Move.

“IF YOU ASK THIS UNDERGROUND WEATHERMAN, IF McCAIN WINS, WE’RE LOOKIN’ AT PERMANENT NUCLEAR WINTER WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWS UP.”

“AND SO, MY FRIENDS, DO WE TRULY KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL AL ROKER?”