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November 19th, 2008

Al Qaeda Insults Obama: ‘He DOESN’T Pal Around with Terrorists’

Al-Qa'ida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, insulted Obama in the terror group's first reaction to his election

“APPARENTLY, BARACK OBAMA — I REFUSE TO USE HIS MIDDLE NAME — FEELS AMERICA IS PERFECT ENOUGH THAT HE PALS AROUND WITH EDUCATION REFORMERS.” 

Story at HuffPost.

October 19th, 2008

Chicago’s Leading Citizens ‘Bear’ Witness for Ayers

“DAAAA AYERS…. DA AYERS, DA AYERS, DA AYERS.”

DITKA. DICKHEAD.”

October 18th, 2008

Even His Robocalls Have Rebelled Against John McCain

“HEL-LO. I’M CALLING FOR … NO WAIT, AGAINST JOHN McCAIN. SPAM FILTER SOFTWARE REJECTS JOHN McCAIN.  MUST DELETE  JOHN McCAIN.”

October 18th, 2008

A Theory to ‘Explain’ Michele Bachmann

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

October 17th, 2008

Palin Attacks Obama for Attending the Alfred E. Smith Dinner

“WHY WOULD BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ATTEND A DINNER NAMED AFTER A POLITICIAN … WHO ‘PALLED AROUND’ WITH SACCO AND VANZETTI?”

Bartolomeo Vanzetti (left) and Nicola Sacco in handcuffs.

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter wonders about John McCain and What Could Have Been.

Dan Kurtzman’s Best and Worst of the Debates.

Madkane’s Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain.

John McCain on Letterman, at One Good Move.

October 16th, 2008

Forget ‘Air Quotes,’ McCain Uses ‘Ayers Quotes’ for Whole Campaign

“I’M OBVIOUSLY THROWING UP AN AYERS BALL, POLLUTING  THE AYERSWAVES, AYERSING OUT ALL THE PHONY DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA’S BIG AYERS.”

October 16th, 2008

Finally, William Ayers Responds to McCain

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

October 15th, 2008

Debate III: Joe the Plumber Butts In

“AY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FREAK McCAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ‘ACORNS IN THE AYERS,’ BUT ALLS I KNOWS IS McCAIN’S PLANS GOT BIGGER CRACKS THAN MY ASS.”

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Now here’s Real Change We Can Believe In, at All Hat No Cattle.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings, at BuzzFlash

Dan Kurtzman with McCain and Palin In Their Own Words: 25 Laughable Quotes

Daily Show’s 10,000 McCainiacs, at One Good Move.

October 15th, 2008

Why McCain’s ‘Ayers Strategy’ REALLY Backfired in PA

“IF YOU ASK THIS UNDERGROUND WEATHERMAN, IF McCAIN WINS, WE’RE LOOKIN’ AT PERMANENT NUCLEAR WINTER WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWS UP.”

October 14th, 2008

McCain Moves Past Ayers, Ties Obama to a BLACK Weatherman

“AND SO, MY FRIENDS, DO WE TRULY KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL AL ROKER?”

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