“THE GENERAL SAID THE PARTY CLOWN WAS A BOZO STUCK IN 1965, AND TOLD THE STRIPPER TO ‘BITE ME’.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Afghanistan, America’s Longest War, and the Perfect Arc of Failure.

Unfortunately, No Retirement for BP’s Generalissimo.

Dan Kurtzman with Best Political Humor of 2010 (So Far).

“THANKS, MR. HASTINGS, FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL NEW ‘TOBACCO’ WITH ME — IT MAKES ME FEEL AS IF MAYBE WE SHOULD SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH THE CHINESE.”

Rolling Stone's Michael Hastings

“EVEN KEITH RICHARDS HIGH ON McCHRYSTAL METH WOULD’VE BEEN ABLE TO AVOID THIS BAD OF A TRIP.”

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Terminating a Runaway General, or a Runaway War – at BuzzFlash.

The Daily Show’s McChrystal’s Balls — at One Good Move.

Revisiting McChrystal and Pat Tillman, via All Hat No Cattle.

“THE GOAL IS TO CLEAR OUT ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, HOLD THEIR REPORTERS PRISONER AT BAGRAM AIR  BASE, AND BUILD A MILITARY FREE FROM CIVILIAN CONTROL.”

“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”