“I AM IN FACT INVESTIGATING THE MOON LANDING. AFTER ALL, I NEVER HEARD OF ‘ASTRONAUT UNIVERSITY,’  THE MAN IN THE MOON NEVER SAID HE SAW ANY OF THESE SO-CALLED ASTRONAUTS, AND IF THEY DID ACTUALLY LAND ON THE MOON, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SWISS CHEESE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING HOME.”

“IT’S JUST TOO BAD THAT DARTH VADER MISSED THE LAST SPACESHIP LEAVING EARTH, DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE HAD TO GET HIS ANNUAL OIL AND LUBE JOB ON HIS IRON HEART.”

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rushbo: If You Live by OxyContin and Chickenhawk Anal Cysts, Then Don’t Complain When You Become the Butt of a Joke.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete coverage on the WH Correspondents Dinner, and Lisa Casey on the Limbaugh/Cheney twin terrors.