“BILL, OLD BUDDY. YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD ‘OLE SIXTIES, TIE DYE T-SHIRTS, FREE LOVE, LSD … WELL, IN ORDER TO SAVE MY CAMPAIGN, I HAVE A LITTLE ‘UNDERGROUND’ JOB FOR YOU, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. IN FACT, I CAN EVEN LEND YOU SOME OF THE NAPALM I HAVE LEFT OVER FROM THE VIETNAM WAR.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on McCainiac’s partner in grime: Sarah Palin as a Manchurian Candidate for “the End-Times Crowd.”

McCain goes low road on Barack’s middle name, at All Hat No Cattle.

Norm Jenson has The Daily Show’s take on Prez Debate #2: Word War II.

10. I’d like to try a ‘Palin-Wink,’ but I’m afraid I just might fall asleep.

9. The way things are going, I feel like crawling into Bill Ayers’ “Underground.”

8. Glad I’m not running against Hillary, ’cause then I’d have to attack TV icon Marlo Thomas.

7. I just pray my adult diaper can hold all the shit I’m churning out.

6. If I see any of my old Navy girlfriends in the audience, remember to thank them for their “service.”

5. I hope Cindy remembered to TIVO those Matlock reruns.

4. Quote Teddy Roosevelt, but don’t mention he kicked my maverick ass out of the “Rough Riders.”

3. Offer Brokaw the job of announcing that I’ve been eaten by Sarah Palin’s wolves.

2. Pretend not to hear, if I’m asked how many dispossessed Americans I can put up in my 13 homes.

1. Find out if they’re still running “To Tell the Truth,” so I can find out if the real John McCain will stand up?

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on the GOP Jostle for 2012. Do the hustle!

John Oliver of the Daily Show on The Stupid Votes, at One Good Move.

A new test for President, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the That One Humor.

Juan Cole on McCain’s Unreal Debate.

“DON’T WORRY, COLONEL TIN, IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME WHETHER YOUR UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

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Lisa Casey on Palin dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Make my day, Nana!  Senior Citizens Who Vote for McCain Should Renounce Social Security or Medicare Benefits — by BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin.

McCain’s Keating Five History, at One Good Move.

Madkane with Finally, A John McCain Statement I Can Agree With.

The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

VOICEOVER:

“BARACK OBAMA, SECRETLY INVOLVED IN A GAY MARRIAGE, TO WEATHER UNDERGROUND RADICAL WILLIAM AYERS, IN A CEREMONY PERFORMED BY A MUSLIM CLERIC, AND OPENLY CONSUMMATED IN FRONT OF KINDERGARTENERS.”

BARACK OBAMA, NOT JUST WRONG FOR AMERICA, BUT EVEN WRONG FOR SHOWTIME AND HBO.”

“I’M JOHN McCAIN, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the real Radical Political and Religious Extremist: Sarah Palin!