“DAAAA AYERS…. DA AYERS, DA AYERS, DA AYERS.”

“DITKA. DICKHEAD.”

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

“IF YOU ASK THIS UNDERGROUND WEATHERMAN, IF McCAIN WINS, WE’RE LOOKIN’ AT PERMANENT NUCLEAR WINTER WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWS UP.”

“AND SO, MY FRIENDS, DO WE TRULY KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL AL ROKER?”

“BRIAN, OUR POLLING SHOWS THAT A MAJORITY OF VOTERS ACTUALLY FAVOR BLOWING UP THE GOVERNMENT.”

“MY FRIENDS, FORGET CHANGE, IF I’M ELECTED I’LL PROMISE YOU AN AYERS-FRESHENER.”

“TODAY, THE MARKETS SOARED AS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED IT’S PARTIAL TAKEOVER OF THE BANKING SYSTEM, WITH A LARGE INFUSION OF … DAS KAPITAL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Staying on topic, Greenspan’s Folly, All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: What’s the Difference Between the McCain Campaign and George Wallace?

Change Depends, at One Good Move.

Sarah In Wonderland, by Madkane.

“MY FRIENDS, HOW CAN WE TRUST THE JUDGMENT AND CHARACTER OF A MAN WHO APPEARS ON THE SAME DEBATE STAGE WITH JOHN SIDNEY McCAIN?”

“WITH TIME QUICKLY RUNNING OUT ON THIS GAME, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOP … WANTS TO TALK IT OVER.”