WAYNE: “LET’S WELCOME  OUR NEXT GUEST…. SHE’S A WITCHY WOMAN.”

GARTH: “SHE’S A FOXY NEWS BABE.”

WAYNE: “SHE’S ‘MENTAL,’ AND LIKES TO TEA PARTY ON.”

GARTH: ‘YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE TO GET OFF.”

WAYNE: ‘THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S QUEEN OF HER MIKE CASTLE.”

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YES WICCAN, at All Hat No Cattle.

Senator DeMented’s Plan to Take America Back to the 18th Century, at BuzzFlash.

EXCELLENT, GARTH. OUR NEXT GUEST IS SPHINCTER-BOY McCAIN, WHO’S RUNNING A CAMPAIGN LIKE LAME-RAHAM SINKIN.”

“HEY WAYNE, I HOPE HE BRINGS SARAH PALIN SO SHE CAN GET OUR SCHWING VOTE.”

“Now I Really Represent the Party of BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN.”

“Party Time! Excellent!”