“MOST KIDS JUST GET A BATH AND A RUBBER DUCK; I GOT WATERBOARDED AND RUBBER-HOSED.”

TPM Muckracker with the story.

Sen. Lindsey Graham Does His Best Cheney Impression, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on the GOP Devolution.

“AT LEAST WE KNOW WHEN WE’RE GETTING  BULLSHIT LEGAL ADVICE. AND THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH THE CORRUPT BASTARDS WHO GAVE IT TO US.”

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Why Do “Christians” Support Torture? — at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the sado-masochistic Specter.

Lisa Casey has a unique perspective on a possible GOP comeback.

“IT’S WELL-KNOWN THAT KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED MET SOME YEARS AGO WITH ARNOLD ZIFFEL AT GREEN ACRES, AND THEN PASSED ON THE FLU WHEN HE BLEW WATER OUT THROUGH HIS NOSE AFTER WATERBOARDING.”

“A SPOKESMAN FOR CRAIGSLIST SAID THERE ARE STILL SOME KINKS TO WORK OUT, ESPECIALLY TO ACCOMODATE THE HUGE AMOUNT OF POSTINGS FROM THE TORTURE FREAKS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.”

“AND BEST OF ALL, WHEN IT COMES TO WATERBOARDING, YOU CAN USE THIS AMAZING CLOTH OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN …. HEY CAMERAMAN, DON’T WORRY IF YOU MISS A SHOT, I’LL BE HAPPY TO DEMONSTRATE THIS ALL DAY LONG.”

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Waterboarding meets the Water Pik, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane on Rick Perry’s tortured logic, in Secession? Did I Say Secession?

“AS THE REST OF THE WORLD SEES THAT HACK REPUBLICAN LAWYERS TORTURED THE LAW, THE ENTIRE PHILOSOPHY OF OUR PARTY WILL BE STRIPPED BARE LIKE A DETAINEE AT ABU GHRAIB.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Murder He Wrote: Why Aren’t Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld Being Prosecuted? 

Madkane on the GOP: They Only Have Themselves To Blame.

Juan Cole on the Pakistan Crisis and Social Statistics.

“WE REALLY HAD NO CHOICE … THE OLD FUCKER REFUSED TO GIVE UP HIS SECRET RECIPE OF 11 MIDDLE EASTERN HERBS AND SPICES.”

“THE 140 LIMIT ON CHARACTERS FIT PERFECTLY. I JUST PUT A BLACK MARK FOR EVERY TIME I PERSONALLY WATERBOARDED A DETAINEE.”

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And Lisa Casey has Exhibit A for one of the Dickster’s victims.

Dan Kurtzman with the 2009 Pulitzer Prize-Winning Cartoons.

“WE’LL BE FILING A CLAIM WITH THE WORLD TRADE ORGANIZATION SEEKING ROYALTIES FOR THE LAST 59 YEARS, GOING ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE KOREAN WAR.”

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“They were following orders,” by Lisa Casey.

John Boehner admits it’s torture – at Crooks & Liars.

Norm Jenson has The Daily Show’s hilarious The Stockholm Syndrome Part 1 and Part 2.

“THE ONLY REASON TO EMERGE FROM THE DARKNESS … IS TO PERPETUATE THE DARKNESS.”