“THE FIRST EPISODE WILL FEATURE A GOVERNOR WHO FIRST CLAIMS HE GOT LOST ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, TRIES TO ACCOMPLISH A WIFE SWAP, AND ULTIMATELY PROVES HE HAS NO GREY MATTER IN HIS ANATOMY.”

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All Hat No Cattle on the sane(?) Saddam Hussein.

And Dan Kurtzman on the insane housewife from Wasilla.

Michael Jackson Mashups, at BartCopE!

“NOW, THERE’S NOTHING MORE THAT AMERICANS RESPECT, THAN KICKING BACK AND PUTTING UP THEIR FEET BEFORE THEIR BIG SCREEN TELEVISIONS.”

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Juan Cole on Obama the Visionary: End Nukes, admit Turkey to EU.

Lisa Casey with the Wasilla Wheel of Scandals.

“WHEN I CAN SEE THE WINDOWS AT SAKS FROM MY WINDOW, I HAVE THE FLEXIBILITY TO OCCUPY THE STORE, AND LOOT IT FOR MY PERSONAL ADVANTAGE.”

“I THINK SHE’S GOT IT, I THINK SHE’S GOT IT.”