“BETTER GET SCALIA AND THOMAS ON THE PHONE. WE’RE GETTIN’ FLUSHED FASTER THAN JOE THE PLUMBER’S CREDIBILITY.”

Story at  Crooks & Liars.

                     BUT ON

      THE 5TH OF ARMAGEDDON!

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.

“HEL-LO. I AM CALLING FOR BA-RACK O-BAMA. DID YOU KNOW THAT … AFTER WE LOST … THE VIETNAM WAR, JOHN McCAIN ‘PALLED’ AROUND WITH A COMMIE LEFTY … WHOSE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

“MY FRIENDS, WE DON’T REGISTER FAKE VOTERS, WE JUST DRUG THEM SO THEY’LL VOTE FOR ME.”

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY TO REINVIGORATE THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN. BUT DON’T WORRY, BIG BUSINESS WILL BE TAKING A MAJOR EQUITY STAKE IN MY ADMINISTRATION.”

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Will the GOP Steal Another Election in 2008? BuzzFlash Talks with Greg Palast About Republican Voter Suppression.

“DON’T WORRY, BOYS — AS SOON AS THE NEXT ELECTION’S OVER, WE’LL CONSIDER SETTING YOU FREE.”

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The background on the “Vote-Caging” story.