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November 4th, 2008

GOP Shenanigans Start Early, Tries to Scotch Dixville Notch

“BETTER GET SCALIA AND THOMAS ON THE PHONE. WE’RE GETTIN’ FLUSHED FASTER THAN JOE THE PLUMBER’S CREDIBILITY.”

Story at  Crooks & Liars.

October 30th, 2008

The Gloves Are Off! — Dems Have Plan to Neutralize Dishonest GOP Flyers

    VOTING IS NOT ON NOVEMBER 4th

                     BUT ON

      THE 5TH OF ARMAGEDDON!

October 20th, 2008

Right Wingers Even Disparage Obama’s Endorsement by … GOD!

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.

October 17th, 2008

Why Don’t Dems Just Fight Fire with Fire with Own Robocalls

 

“HEL-LO. I AM CALLING FOR BA-RACK O-BAMA. DID YOU KNOW THAT … AFTER WE LOST … THE VIETNAM WAR, JOHN McCAIN ‘PALLED’ AROUND WITH A COMMIE LEFTY … WHOSE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

October 14th, 2008

Here’s One Squirrely Candidate Who CAN’T Find an ACORN

  

“MY FRIENDS, WE DON’T REGISTER FAKE VOTERS, WE JUST DRUG THEM SO THEY’LL VOTE FOR ME.”

 

October 14th, 2008

McCain’s ‘Self-Bailout’ Plan: Proposes Infusion of 250 Million Votes at Ballot Box

McCain at Rockefeller Center

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY TO REINVIGORATE THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN. BUT DON’T WORRY, BIG BUSINESS WILL BE TAKING A MAJOR EQUITY STAKE IN MY ADMINISTRATION.”

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Will the GOP Steal Another Election in 2008? BuzzFlash Talks with Greg Palast About Republican Voter Suppression.

June 4th, 2007

ROVE TAKES GOP ‘VOTE CAGING’ TO A WHOLE … ‘NOTHER … LEVEL

“DON’T WORRY, BOYS — AS SOON AS THE NEXT ELECTION’S OVER, WE’LL CONSIDER SETTING YOU FREE.”

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The background on the “Vote-Caging” story.

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