“NOT ONLY DID MR. COSBY BRING A GROUP OF DECEASED FAMILY MEMBERS IN TO VOTE, BUT HE ALSO CAST VOTES ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE HUXTABLE FAMILY, THE PENN RELAY TEAM, AND SOME GUY WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF ’FAT ALBERT’.”

The Poignant Video of Bill Cosby on Meet the Press.

And Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

“WE’RE TRADING IN OUR CARS FOR VOTING MACHINES, SINCE WE CAN’T TRUST THE MACHINES THEY PROVIDE US AT THE POLLING PLACES.”

[Oprah's Voting Scare, at HuffPost.]

                     BUT ON

      THE 5TH OF ARMAGEDDON!

“HEL-LO. I AM CALLING FOR BA-RACK O-BAMA. DID YOU KNOW THAT … AFTER WE LOST … THE VIETNAM WAR, JOHN McCAIN ‘PALLED’ AROUND WITH A COMMIE LEFTY … WHOSE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

“HE PROMISED TO SHOW UP ON ELECTION DAY, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM.”

“MY FRIENDS, WE DON’T REGISTER FAKE VOTERS, WE JUST DRUG THEM SO THEY’LL VOTE FOR ME.”

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY TO REINVIGORATE THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN. BUT DON’T WORRY, BIG BUSINESS WILL BE TAKING A MAJOR EQUITY STAKE IN MY ADMINISTRATION.”

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Will the GOP Steal Another Election in 2008? BuzzFlash Talks with Greg Palast About Republican Voter Suppression.

Although Gibson blamed his outburst on alcohol, many speculate that he was really venting his frustration over failing to land the Matt Dillon role of the racist cop in the Oscar-winning movie, Crash.

However, there is really no dispute that Mr. Gibson’s intoxication played a major role in the incident, since the deputy who was asked by Gibson about his possible Jewish heritage –¬†was actually black.

While it has been widely reported that the LAPD initially tried to cover up the incident, the full extent of their attempt to “scrub” the record is now first coming to light.¬† Indeed, Gibson’s reported comment that he “owns Malibu” was really a doctored version of his actual words, that he “owned Malijew.”

In addition, the transcript of the confrontation was also changed to read that “the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world,” when the original reflects that Gibson had instead claimed that “since the Jews are all the dermatologists, they’re responsible for all the warts in the world.”

Gibson’s offensive remarks were not¬†aimed¬†solely at Jews, as he also referred to a female officer as “sugar tits.”¬† Surprisingly, however, the blowback from this remark¬†has not come from the National Organization of Women, but from the National Society for the Prevention of Diabetes.

Gibson, however, did seem genuinely contrite about his anti-Semitic remarks, and promised to make it up to the Jewish people by casting one of their own in the title role, without any stunt doubles, in the remake of Passion of the Christ.