“DON’T CHA’ THINK THE JOE SIXPACKS AND HOCKEY MOMS OF AMERICA WOULD PREFER A QUEEN LIKE ME, INSTEAD OF ONE WITH A MUSLIM NAME WHO ASKED ME TOUGHER QUESTIONS ON A COMEDY SHOW THAN THE REAL MODERATOR.”

“OF COURSE THE FOUNDERS WERE SMART ENOUGH TO PUT ENOUGH FLEXIBILITY THERE INTO THE CONSTITUTION, SO’S THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION.” 

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Parody is poetry, with Palin at the bat.

“I’M NOT GONNA’ RESPOND TO THE CRISIS ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST INSURRECTION; INSTEAD I’M GONNA’ DEAL WITH … A HOCKEY MOM’S YEAST INFECTION.”

“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.”

[Nico Pitney with the story at Huffington Post.]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Down Goes McCain.

Madkane on a Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?

Lisa Casey with Bush’s Real Mission Accomplished.

“GEE WALLY, DOESN’T IT KINDA’ SUCK THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES HAVE THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF EDDIE HASKELL.”

“JOHN McCAIN IS NOT UNDER BUSH-IET DOMINATION.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Rain Woman Palin.

Wasting no time, the late-night comics weigh in with the Vice Presidential Debate Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

Juan Cole on the VP Non-Debate.

And another true sign of the Apocalypse?  Faithful See Virgin Mary’s Image in Toilet Bowl – at One Good Move.

“PALIN’S GOT SPUNK. I HATE SPUNK!”

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT! EVEN WITHOUT AUDIO, IT’S CLEAR THAT SARAH PALIN STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT!

“REMEMBER, DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME GOING AFTER JOE BIDENE, JUST ATTACK BARACKE OBAMA AS A GUYE WHOSE BIG EARS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE MR. POTATOE HEADE.”