“REMEMBER, DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME GOING AFTER JOE BIDENE, JUST ATTACK BARACKE OBAMA AS A GUYE WHOSE BIG EARS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE MR. POTATOE HEADE.”

“WELL, I LIKE THEM ALL, REALLY, BUT I GUESS IT’D HAVE TO BE JUDGE JUDY, SINCE SHE’S A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO I THINK BEST REPRESENTS THE REPUBLICAN IDEAL OF A STRICT DESTRUCTIONIST.”

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Check out Palin’s Greatest Hits, at One Good Move, and Dan Kurtzman’s Sarah Palin Quiz.

And Tony Peyser with a Verse-Case Scenario, on Palin’s averageness and McCain’s anger – at BuzzFlash.

“AND SO, ACCORDING TO DICKENS, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, AND ALSO THE WORST OF TIMES, AND THAT WAS EVEN TRUE DURING VARIOUS TIMES OF THE DAY, AND DICKENS KNEW THIS, BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO REAR HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS OFFICE WINDOW AND SEE BIG BEN.”

“WELL KATIE, I REALLY LIKE ‘EM ALL. YOU KNOW, AS A MAYOR AND GOVERNOR, SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIKE RED MORE THAN BLUE, BUT WHEN PUTIN REARS HIS HEAD OVER ALASKA, YOU CAN ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH RED.”

“YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FIELD DRESS A MOOSE, BUT YOU’D BE SHOT DOWN BY A QUAYLE.”

10. NON-READERS DIGEST

 9. THE RUSSIAN OBSERVER

 8. THE JUNEAU JUNO

 7. SNOWMOBILE AND DRIVER

 6. POPULAR CREATIONISM

 5. BETTER IGLOOS AND TUNDRA

 4. UN-COSMOPOLITAN

 3. NEWSWEAK

 2. THE WASILLA FLAT WORLD-TELEGRAM

 1. THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOK BURNING

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But it is truly amazing woman that Sarah Palin was listening to Joe Biden’s speeches as a seven year old — See clip at One Good Move.

Obama, the ‘Bailout,’ the Troublesome Left, FDR, and the Triumph of Pragmatism – by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Madkane’s Ode To Crybaby Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman with the SNL Palin Spoofs.

“I’VE SEEN SARAH IN HERE MANY TIMES, AND EVEN UNDER THE DRYER NEVER PICKS UP A MAGAZINE. INSTEAD, SHE JUST KINDA’ STARES OUT THE WINDOW AT RUSSIA.” 

“YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FIFTH GRADER AND SARAH PALIN? … DIPSHIT!

Crooks & Liars with the story of Palin’s restrictions on the VP debate.

“AFTER BEING BRIEFED ON SENATOR McCAIN’S MEDICAL HISTORY, IT’S CLEAR THAT MY ROAD TO POTUS, FROM VP … IS THROUGH UVA AND UVB.”

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A Look at the Economic Policies that Got Us Here, and the Palin Promise of Giving Us More of the Same.

$149 — 43 boxes of Mooseburger Helper

$289 – Christian Dior ’Pit Bull’ Lipstick 

$666 – eBay bid for a James Dobson autographed copy of How to Convert a Gay Jew.

$213 — Cans of Lighter Fluid, for book-burnings in backyard

$487 — Hockey sticks for clubbing baby seals

$17.99 — A copy of Karl Rove’s Vindictive Firing of Government Employees for Dummies  

$37 — Olive oil for salads (No Extra Virgin for daughter Bristol)

$69 — Pornographic Pay-Per-View  movies, including Come All Yee Faithful, and Who’s Your Holy Daddy?

$586 – 22 copies of the King James Bible, for every nightstand, TV stand, and bathroom in the house 

$4000 — Sarah Palin’s Dental Bridge, for side of mouth where she doesn’t even chew

$956 — Home Office Supplies for writing Palin’s Autobiography — A Journey From Juneau to Juno to Jew-No

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BLOGWORTHIES:

MSNBC on Just Who is Sarah Palin? — at One Good Move.

Part 2 of BuzzFlash series on Republicans’ Class War.

Lisa Casey with Obama’s New Campaign Strategy.

Top 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin Quotes, via Dan Kurtzman.