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January 21st, 2010

Scott Brown Victory Attributed to Endorsement by Herman’s Hermits

“MR. BROWN, YOU’VE GOT SOME LOVELY DAUGHTERS.”

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Story here.

January 20th, 2010

Democrats Amend Health Bill, To Add ‘Universal Castration’

“IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US, EVERY CITIZEN SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THE SAME PROCEDURE.”

November 30th, 2009

Obama’s Radical Proposal to Solve ALL Issues

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the NRA Enabling the Terrorism of Gun Deaths.

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