Dick, the magic Vigo, lived underground
And plotted to, control the world, so he could wear the crown
Coming back, from cardiac, beat all ghostbuster tricks,
Possessed man-child Bush, and stole his soul, so he could get his kicks

Dick, the magic Vigo, waterboarding undersea
Shredding the Constitution, citing Executive Uni-tary
Taking to evil to new heights, acting oh-so ’Darth Vader-ian’
We’d rather take our chances, with a 16th Century Carpathian

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Best SNL Moments, at One Good Move. 

Hand-off in the Green Zone, at All Hat No Cattle.

“KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE’LL … NEVER LEAVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?

Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests – at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a “Welcome Eviction.”

Dan Kurtzman on Barack Obama, the Comedian.