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March 2nd, 2010

Jim Bunning’s Latest Plan: Unemployment Benefits To Be Paid By The Unemployed

“IT’S MY LATEST BRAINSTORM FOR ‘PAY AS YOU GO‘:  MAKE THE UNEMPLOYED PAY AS THEY GO DOWN THE DRAIN.”

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Bunning Just Running  the GOP Motto, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash: FOX’s  Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham Fight Healthcare Reform — by Mocking the Sick.

Madkane on Cussin’ out California.

Some good news for lefties, at BartCopE!

March 2nd, 2010

GOP Senators Deny ANYBODY is Unemployed

“IT’S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT THOSE FOLKS YOU SEE STANDING ON THE SO-CALLED ‘UNEMPLOYMENT LINES’ ARE ACTUALLY GETTING PAID TO HOLD THE PLACE FOR OTHER PEOPLE … WHO THEN GET PAID FOR HOLDING THE  PLACE FOR THIS GROUP.”

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More GOP Loopies, at All Hat No Cattle.

McCain and Cantor, the big little men, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

November 30th, 2009

Obama’s Radical Proposal to Solve ALL Issues

“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the NRA Enabling the Terrorism of Gun Deaths.

Madkane’s Testy Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman’s 30 Funniest Videos of the Decade.

August 13th, 2009

Economists: Unemployment Figures Don’t Count Those Who’ve Stopped Looking for Food

“GEORGE, THAT’S PRECISELY WHY WE NEED A WHOLE NEW CATEGORY: THOSE WHO HAVE STARVED TO DEATH‘.”

February 7th, 2009

‘Centrist Senators’ Cut Out Heart Defibrillators as ‘Non-Stimulative’

 

“BY CLUTTERING UP THIS BILL WITH LIFE-SAVING DEVICES, WE’RE JUST WORKING AGAINST OUR GOAL OF REDUCING UNEMPLOYMENT.”

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 P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Joy of Republican Hysteria, and Madkane says: Hey Republicans, Go Filibuster Yourselves!

January 19th, 2009

Bush, in Final Act, Takes Credit for Obama’s Call to Service

“THANKS TO THE SOARING UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WHICH MY POLICIES CAUSED, FOLKS GOT PLENTY OF EXTRA TIME TO HELP OUT IN THEIR COMMUNITIES.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Obama and the albatross of Afghanistan, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey sums up the dramatic change starting tomorrow.

Juan Cole on King’s Anti-Imperialism and the Challenge for Obama.

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