“AS  SOON AS THESE NEW PROCEDURES ARE IMPLEMENTED,  THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR …  OF FAKE ROLEXES.”

 

“HILLARY, I DID NOT HAVE ‘INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS’ WITH THOSE WOMEN.¬† BUT EVEN IF I DID, AFTER¬†I WAS ELECTED I’D BE A DAMN FOOL NOT TO SEEK YOUR ADVICE ON¬†THAT AS WELL.”

[The Background here.] 

Be sure to check out Dan Kurtzman’s¬†25 Dumbest Quotes of 2007, and related satirical “Year in Review” posts.