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October 11th, 2008

Troopergate’s True Meaning: Palin Breaks a New Glass Ceiling

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE FIRST FEMALE POLITICIAN TO HARRASS A SUBORDINATE FOR HIS …  EX!

October 11th, 2008

What Troopergate Tells Us About a (God Forbid) Palin Vice Presidency

“YES, IS THIS THE U.S. MARSHAL’S SERVICE? … VICE PRESIDENT PALIN HERE.  DID YOU KNOW THAT PRESIDENT McCAIN WAS ABUSIVE TOWARD HIS FIRST WIFE AFTER HE RETURNED FROM VIETNAM?

October 10th, 2008

Troopergate Report: Palin Acted Like Russia’s Putin, From Her House!

“I GUESS I LOOKED INTO HER SOUL, AND LOST MY SOUL.”

September 22nd, 2008

Wall St. Seeks Expanded Bailout, for Hookers and Drugs

“NOW, WE DON’T CONDONE THIS TYPE OF ACTIVITY. BUT EVER SINCE WALL STREET SOLD SECURITIZED PACKAGES OF THIS DEBT, EVERY AMERICAN NOW OWNS NOT ONLY FANNIE MAE, BUT A PIECE OF CRYSTAL … AND CRYSTAL METH.”

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Lisa Casey on the Bush “Dividend” from the Bailout.

TPM on “Mission Accomplished” — McCain Delays the Palin Troopergate Scandal until After the Election.

September 19th, 2008

In Response to Subpoena, First Dude Palin Proves Unavailin’

“DUDE, YOU’RE GOIN TO HELL.”

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