“THAT’S RIGHT, FIRST WE RESCUE ALL THE MARINE WILDLIFE, AND THEN WE PLUG UP THE LEAK WITH OIL EXECUTIVES, STARTING WITH DICK CHENEY HIMSELF.”

NY Times with the sad truth – on the Minerals Management Service, running roughshod over the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

“DRILL BABY, DRILL IS NOT ONLY HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY, BUT ALSO PROVIDES YOU WITH YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HIGHLY-BENEFICIAL FISH OIL.”

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BP’s Latest ‘Solution” at All Hat No Cattle.

Mad Kane’s Leery About Elena

Dan Kurtzman with Lewis Black: Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette’s.

“JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT FROM HALLIBURTON ACTUALLY KEPT THE MAILING LABELS FROM BOTH THE NATIONAL AUDUBON SOCIETY AND THE PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA … WITHOUT EVEN MAKING A DONATION.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash:  BP, Transocean and Halliburton’s  Dodge Ball Version of the Blame Game.

Lisa Casey with an appropriate message for BP.