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December 24th, 2008

Breaking: Xmas Delayed as Santa Lays Off Reindeer

“SINCE SENATORS CORKER AND SHELBY OPPOSED MY REQUEST FOR A LOAN, LOOKS LIKE THE PRESENTS THIS YEAR ARE GONNA’ BE DELIVERED BY A FLEET OF TOYOTA TACOMAS.”

November 20th, 2008

The ONLY Way to Sell the GOP on Rescuing Detroit

“WE’RE ANNOUNCING TODAY THE  COMMENCEMENT OF OPERATION TOKYO ROSE.  WE’LL BE PULLING ALL OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN, INVADING JAPAN, AND OCCUPYING THEIR AUTOMOBILE PLANTS — WHICH WE’LL RENAME HALLIBURTONISSAN, BLACKWATOYOTA, AND  KELLOGG BROWN HONDA.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

More creative approaches to the bailout at All Hat No Cattle. 

Faith or Doubt — Obama’s Base Second Guessing, by Christine Bowman at BuzzFlash.

Juan Cole on the Joint Experts’ Statement on Iran.

The Daily Show on the Cheney/Gonzalez Indictments, at One Good Move.

Madkane on What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors?

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