“YES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN’T MAKE A ‘BOMB’  … QUITE LIKE THE PRIVATE SECTOR.”

“WHO NEEDS SPECIALISTS OR HOSPITALS, WHEN WE CAN RETURN TO OUR AGRARIAN ROOTS, AND HAVE THE COUNTRY DOCTOR PERFORM ANESTHESIA-FREE SURGERY RIGHT THERE IN THE BARN.”

“AS THE CEO OF PUBLIX INFORMED WHOLE FOODS’ MR. MACKEY: ‘UNLIKE THE PUBLIC OPTION, YOU HAVE NO OPTION, SO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK’.”

The story at Burningbird, via One Good Move.

“WE BELIEVE THAT EACH OF OUR CONSTITUENTS IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN CO-OP, JUST AS THEY’RE CONSTITUTIONALLY ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN SENATOR.”

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Robert Reich at HuffPost on the small-state Senators with the big influence.

“WHEN IT COMES TO ‘DEATH PANELS,’ WE REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAS THE EXPERIENCE AND KNOW-HOW TO DO THE BEST JOB.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Those town hall protesters, drunk on childish antics.

“YES, MA’AM, I PROMISE NOT TO SUPPORT PRESIDENT OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE REFORM … UNLESS OF COURSE, HE DOES WHAT’S RIGHT FOR IOWANS AND AGREES TO GIVE UP ‘DEATH PANELS’ IN EXCHANGE FOR ETHANOL IVs.”

“IF I CAN JUST GET THOSE GOOD ‘OLE SOUTHERN BOYS TO BUY INTO THE PROGRAM, THE REST’LL BE LIKE DRIVING IT IN FROM ‘FIRST AND GOAL ON THE ONE’.”

“JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. ONCE THEY START LETTING THE YOUNG PEOPLE AND THE ILLEGALS INTO THE RESTAURANTS BEFORE 5 PM, WE’LL BE STANDING OUTSIDE IN LONG LINES, AND PLOTZING IN THE HEAT.”

The saga at Sunrise Lakes, at the NYT.

“WHO NEEDS HEALTH INSURANCE? WE JUST USE THE FOX NEWS IN-HOUSE PHYSICIAN, DOCTOR JOSEF MENGELE.”

“A SPOKESMAN FOR THE GROUP STATED: ‘WE NEVER THOUGHT WE COULD ACTUALLY CLEANSE THEM OF THEIR BELIEFS; IT’S JUST A POLITICAL STATEMENT ABOUT WHAT THEY REALLY HAVE FOR BRAINS.”

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The Daily Show on the Gun Show-Barrel Fever, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Run for the hills: The Unsilent Majority stirs

Madkane’s Open Limerick To President Obama.