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To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’

Don Davis — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:33:07 +0000

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“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT�BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those �Sorry� Celebrities.

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:08:26 +0000

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C.�DAY.”

Doctors Attribute Glenn Beck’s ’9/12 Sickness’ to ’711′

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:20:33 +0000

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE,�DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:27:43 +0000

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY …�AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually �10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.�

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

Don Davis — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:38:09 +0000

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT …�AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.�

Hey Teabaggers: Guess What the ORIGINAL Teabaggers Woulda’ Said

Don Davis — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:16:31 +0000

“HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN IF WE STAY UNDER�BRITISH CONTROL,�WE’LL ACTUALLY HAVE COMPLETE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONE DAY? FUCK THIS,�WE’RE GOING HOME!”

Who Says the GOP Has No Health Plan: ‘Orwell Care’

Don Davis — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:56:57 +0000

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ‘SICKNESS’ IS ‘HEALTH,’ ‘COVERAGE’ IS ‘DEATH PANELS,’ ‘FREEDOM’ IS ‘FREEDOM TO DIE’ … AND GLENN BECK IS YOUR PROCTOLOGIST.”�

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Joe Wilson is the Disease for Which Democracy Does Not Have Insurance to Cure.

Dan Kurtzman with the round-up on Heckling Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson.

Obama Shines, But Blows ‘Comedian’s Fantasy’ of Dealing With Heckler

Don Davis — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:10:48 +0000

“NOW, CONGRESSMAN WILSON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOWED UP AT�YOUR JOB … AND KNOCKED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OUT OF YOUR ASS.”

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John Amato at C&L with a balanced look at Obama’s speech.

In Light of GOP Behavior, Obama Should’ve Switched School and Congressional Speeches

Don Davis — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:28:31 +0000

“NOW, HAVING JUST TALKED TO THIS NATION’S YOUTH ABOUT THE POLICY INTRICACIES OF HEALTH CARE, I WANT TO URGE YOU REPUBLICANS TO RESPECT AUTHORITY, TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND MOST OF ALL … JUST SAY ‘NO‘ TO DRUGS.”

Valerie Plame ‘Outs’ Joe Wilson!

Don Davis — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:37:03 +0000

“NOT ONLY IS HE A WEAPON OF HIS OWN ASS DESTRUCTION, BUT HE’S NOW EXCLUSIVELY WORKING FOR CYA (COVER YOUR ASS).”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Why are Winger Pro-Lifers So Against Saving Lives?

Lisa Casey on the�warped Joe Wilson’s time�warp.

Jon Perr on the 10 Missing GOP Talking Points on Health Care.