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September 16th, 2009

To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’

 

“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

September 15th, 2009
September 15th, 2009

Doctors Attribute Glenn Beck’s ’9/12 Sickness’ to ’711′

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

September 14th, 2009

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY … AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually “10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.”

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

September 13th, 2009

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT … AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

September 12th, 2009
September 11th, 2009

Who Says the GOP Has No Health Plan: ‘Orwell Care’

Senate Minority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) (L) and House Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) hold a news conference to discuss health care reform on Capitol Hill July 22, 2009 in Washington, DC. Both oppose President Obama's push to pass health care legislation before the August Congressional recess.

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ‘SICKNESS’ IS ‘HEALTH,’ ‘COVERAGE’ IS ‘DEATH PANELS,’ ‘FREEDOM’ IS ‘FREEDOM TO DIE’ … AND GLENN BECK IS YOUR PROCTOLOGIST.” 

 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Joe Wilson is the Disease for Which Democracy Does Not Have Insurance to Cure.

Dan Kurtzman with the round-up on Heckling Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson.

September 10th, 2009

Obama Shines, But Blows ‘Comedian’s Fantasy’ of Dealing With Heckler

“NOW, CONGRESSMAN WILSON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR JOB … AND KNOCKED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OUT OF YOUR ASS.”

Rep. Joe Wilson on Capitol Hill.

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John Amato at C&L with a balanced look at Obama’s speech.

September 10th, 2009

In Light of GOP Behavior, Obama Should’ve Switched School and Congressional Speeches

President Obama makes a speech on healthcare reform to Congress

“NOW, HAVING JUST TALKED TO THIS NATION’S YOUTH ABOUT THE POLICY INTRICACIES OF HEALTH CARE, I WANT TO URGE YOU REPUBLICANS TO RESPECT AUTHORITY, TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND MOST OF ALL … JUST SAY ‘NO‘ TO DRUGS.”

September 10th, 2009
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