“THE LATEST POLL REFLECTS A VIRTUAL 50-50 SPLIT: HALF THE PUBLIC FAVORS WATERBOARDING, WHILE THE OTHER HALF APPEARS TO PREFER ”TAR BALL AND FEATHERING‘.”

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One Good Move with Indecision 2010 – Primary Victory for Women.

“THE ONLY REAL DOWNSIDE IS, THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATLANTIS ACTUALLY HAS TOUGHER REGULATORS THAN THE LOST CITY OF D.C.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  At The Mercy of the Global Corporations.

Lisa Casey on the BP Global Scream.

BartCopE! Mashups, featuring The Fab Four.

BP's COO DOUG SUTTLES

“SINCE WE’VE NOW EXHAUSTED ALL OF OUR IDEAS, WE FIGURED WE’D JUST REVERT TO OUR CHILDHOOD IMAGINATION, AND HAVE THE CHINESE TUNNEL UP UNDER THE WELL FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on BP’s Long History of Wreaking Worldwide Havoc.

HALLIBURTON CEO DAVE LESAR

“FROM  OIL TO GUNS TO CEMENT TO MUD — WE PRIDE  OURSELVES ON OUR ABILITY TO DIVERSIFY … IN SCREWING UP THE PLANET.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on a Top-Kill Approach to BP Executives.

The Natural Beauty That Was Once This Country, at One Good Move.

Mad Kane’s Panning Palin.

Heard of a RIG that is, loaded with weapons
packed TIGHT and ready to BLOW
Heard of some gravesites, on the GULF WATERS
a place where WILDLIFE DON’T FLOW
The sound of COAST GUARD, off in the distance
We’re getting used to it now
TURNED an ECOSYSTEM, into a ghetto
We’ve DRILLED all over this WORLD

This ain’t no MARDI GRAS, we are a RISK CO.
Cause we’re still fooling around
This IS our Mud club, We’re G.B. SEABEES
We  got MORE time for that now

Heard about NEW ORLEANS? Heard about MIAMI?
Heard about NINTH WARD IN La.?
You oughta know not to, stand by the BEACHFRONT
somebody might see you in OIL
I got some groceries, some peanut butter
to last a couple of days
But I ain’t got no TUNA
ain’t got no SALMON
ain’t got no SOLE to FILET

This ain’t no MARDI GRAS, we are a RISK CO.
Cause we’re still fooling around
This IS our Mud club, We’re G.B. SEABEES
We  got MORE time for that now

“WE’LL  SIMPLY LET OUR CUSTOMERS DO WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO: INHALE THE TOXIC FUMES WHILE THEY DECIDE WHEN TO CUT OFF THE FLOW, AND WHETHER THEY WANT TO CLEAN THINGS UP WITH THE SQUEEGEE.”