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“WE’VE DECIDED TO GIVE THE TOP PRIZE TO BARACK OBAMA, JUST FOR NOT BEING TOM DeLAY, WHO THREATENED TO SET BACK THE ART OF DANCE TO BEFORE MAN COULD STAND ON TWO LEGS.”