“LET’S FACE IT, IF IT WEREN’T FOR TINA FEY LAST YEAR, BASED ON THE REST OF OUR PERFORMANCE, PEOPLE WOULD’VE BEEN CLAMORING TO SEND US TO GUANTANAMO.”
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“LET’S FACE IT, IF IT WEREN’T FOR TINA FEY LAST YEAR, BASED ON THE REST OF OUR PERFORMANCE, PEOPLE WOULD’VE BEEN CLAMORING TO SEND US TO GUANTANAMO.”
“AND THAT’S NOT ALL. IN ADDITION TO MY SOUL, I’LL THROW IN A SARAH PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL AND A ‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ TOILET PLUNGER. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE – IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, YOU’LL ALSO RECEIVE A GOP POCKET CALCULATOR THAT UNDERCOUNTS BARACK OBAMA’S VOTE .”
“I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A TALL BLACK MAN, BUT WHAT REALLY DID ME IN WAS THE ‘BACKWARDS B’ FOR ‘BUSH’ THAT I CARVED INTO THE FACE I SHOWED THE VOTERS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash on Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.”
Never mind a ‘Fifth Grader,’ is Sarah Palin smarter than a … fruit fly? Norm Jenson on the latest ignorance of the Lady in Red.
Will Ferrell’s Bush Meets Fey’s Palin on ‘SNL’, via Dan Kurtzman.
The Wheels are comin’ off – via Lisa Casey.
Madkane on the well-heeled Ms. Palin.
“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.
Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.
Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.
“LIVE FROM DECADENT, SODOM AND GOMORRAH, UNPATRIOTIC, UNREAL AMERICA, COMMUNIST JEW-LAND TRAITOROUS NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!”
“I LOVE TO SMELL MY ARMPITS, WHICH REPRESENT THE BEST OF WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER AMERICA.”
“DON’T CHA’ THINK THE JOE SIXPACKS AND HOCKEY MOMS OF AMERICA WOULD PREFER A QUEEN LIKE ME, INSTEAD OF ONE WITH A MUSLIM NAME WHO ASKED ME TOUGHER QUESTIONS ON A COMEDY SHOW THAN THE REAL MODERATOR.”
“MY FRIENDS, NOT ONLY IS TINA FEY A HELLUVA LOT SMARTER, BUT WITH THE ECONOMY IN TATTERS, SHE CAN ACTUALLY SEE WALL STREET FROM HER OFFICE AT 30 ROCK.”
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Chris Matthews: Bailout failed because McCain’s leadership failed — at Crooks & Liars.
“Racism 2008” – at All Hat No Cattle.
Wanted: Another FDR, at Consortium News.
“I THOUGHT I WAS, THE BACK-ALLEY FABLE KING, BUT I … JUST HANDED … MY SPINBALL CROWN TO HIM.”
Crooks & Liars with the story.
Tim Wise at BuzzFlash: White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election.
Norm Jenson has the brilliant Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin.
The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.
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