The Satirical Political Report » tiger woods freed golf club http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Sat, 26 May 2012 02:38:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Breaking: Police Chase Tiger Woods in Golf Cart http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/11/28/police-chase-tiger-woods-golf-cart/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/11/28/police-chase-tiger-woods-golf-cart/#comments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:26:22 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=10003

“IF THE GOLF GLOVES DON’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT.”

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“WE JUST HAD TO BE PART OF TIGER’S EXCITING NEW REALITY SHOW: ‘SWAP ICONIC GOD-LIKE STATUS FOR GETTING CLUBBED BY YOUR WIFE‘.”

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“SHE COMPLETELY IGNORED MY EXPRESS INSTRUCTIONS, THAT IF MY DRIVING EVER PUT ME OFF THE DRIVEWAY AND INTO THE WOODS,  SHE SHOULD LEAVE MY IRONS ALONE AND JUST WEDGE ME OUT BY GRABBING MY PUTTER.”

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