“VIVA … VIAGRA! FOR AN ERECTION THAT DOES LAST AFTER ‘FORE’ HOURS, AND HELPS YOU SINK YOUR PUTZ.”

“THE NUMEROUS AFFAIRS WITH WOMEN WERE BAD ENOUGH, BUT THE REVELATIONS OF ORAL SEX WITH THE CLOWN ON THE MINIATURE GOLF COURSE MAY PROVE TO BE THE ‘LAST HOLE’ THAT TIGER EVER PLAYS.”

 

“IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A FUNCTIONING DE-MOCK-RACY, WE HAVE TO KEEP OUT ALL THE¬†SUNLIGHT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Crooks & Liars with the update on “Sunroofgate.”

Dan Kurtzman’s 2007 in Review: Best of the ‘Best of’ Lists.

Why ‘Serious’ is ‘Better’ than ‘Credible’– at Firedoglake.