“AL, THAT MOVE’S NEVER EVEN BEEN TRIED BEFORE — A TRIPLE REVERSE, FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE TWIST FLIP-FLOP, TOPPED OFF WITH A STRADDLE-BACK AND A HEAD-TUCK UP HIS ASS.”

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Olympic Punch Lines, via Dan Kurtzman.

Will Durst’s Top Ten Events in the Chinese Olympiad.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks if Cheney Was Behind the Anthrax Attacks.

Madkane’s My “Dear John” Edwards Letter.

Norm Jenson with Thomas Frank on the Colbert Report, making his argument ”that conservatives suck.”

“THE GAFFE  RIOT OF THE SUMMER”  – MSNBC.com

“I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I ALMOST THREW UP” - Arianna Huffington

“DON’T RUN, SURGE, TO SEE IT” – The Drudge Report

“TWO THUMBS UP, HIS OWN ASS“ – Ebert & Roeper

“A SERIOUS CURE FOR WHAT AILES US” – FOX News

“IN VIEW OF MY OWN RECENT FLOPS, MY SIXTH SENSE  IS THAT I SHOULD’VE WRITTEN THIS HORROR MOVIE ABOUT SEEING DEAD PEOPLE.” -M. Night Shyamalan

“McCAIN’S ACTION-PACKED HEROICS IN THE SUPERMARKET DAIRY SECTION IS THE PERFECT FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.”  – Michael Medved

“WE REFUSED TO REVIEW IT” - The New York Times

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