“NOW, UNLIKE THE ISRAELITES, WHO TOLD YOUR PHARAOH TO ‘LET MY PEOPLE GO,’ I’M ASKING YOU TO TAKE SOME OF OUR PEOPLE, INCLUDING O’REILLY, RUSH AND NEWT.”

“OY, THIS WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TEN PLAGUES.”

“SOME OF MY CRITICS ACCUSED ME OF CAUSING BLOOD, DARKNESS, AND BOILS, AND I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY ALWAYS PLAYED HAIL TO THE CHIEF WHEN I WALKED IN THE ROOM.”

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