“DON’T WORRY, COLONEL TIN, IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME WHETHER YOUR UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

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Lisa Casey on Palin dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Make my day, Nana!  Senior Citizens Who Vote for McCain Should Renounce Social Security or Medicare Benefits — by BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin.

McCain’s Keating Five History, at One Good Move.

Madkane with Finally, A John McCain Statement I Can Agree With.

The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

“IT WAS ALL PART OF DICK CHENEY’S MASTER PLAN: CREATE SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS TRANSPARENT LIE THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE DISTRACTED FROM THE BULLSHIT OVER IRAQ.”

BuzzFlash has the review of Suskind’s book: The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism.

The Race Genie is out of the bottle on The Daily Show, courtesy of One Good Move.

Lisa Casey reports on W’s vacation plans.

VOICEOVER:

“BARACK OBAMA PLAYS THE ‘RACE CARD’ BY CLAIMING HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE PRESIDENTS ON OUR CURRENCY. BUT WHO SAYS BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A JEFFERSON?

“WEEZY, WE’RE MOVIN ON UP, TO THE WHITE HOUSE, WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE.”