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September 13th, 2008

McCain Backs Up Story Blaming His Computer Illiteracy on Vietnam

“I WAS TRAUMATIZED BY THE FACT THAT MY NORTH VIETNAMESE CAPTORS KEPT FEEDING ME SPAM.”

Story at Crooks & Liars.

September 3rd, 2008

McCain To Enter ‘Stage Right’ at GOP Convention

“I’M GOING TO BE BROUGHT OUT IN SHACKLES, IN A HANOI HILTON STYLE CELL, WHERE l’LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY OVERCOME MY NORTH VIETNAMESE GUARDS, THEN STOP AN ABORTION IN PROGRESS, AND FINISH UP BY DRILLING FOR OIL RIGHT THROUGH THE CONVENTION STAGE.”

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