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		<title>The Daily Show&#8217;s Jason Jones Investigates &#8216;Ultimate Smiting&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/05/12/daily-show-jason-jones-ultimate-fighting-xteme-ministrie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 02:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;JOHN, PERHAPS IF THE CATHOLICS WERE TO FOLLOW SUIT, THEY JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THEIR OWN PRIESTS.&#8221; One Good Move with the God-Smacked Video, and Arizona&#8217;s Ultimate Slighting at All Hat No Cattle.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;JOHN, PERHAPS IF THE CATHOLICS WERE TO FOLLOW SUIT, THEY JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THEIR OWN PRIESTS.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2010/05/god_smacked.html">One Good Move with the <em>God-Smacked</em> Video</a>, and <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/5-12-10_arizona_governor_brewer.htm">Arizona&#8217;s Ultimate <em>Slighting</em></a> at All Hat No Cattle.</p>
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		<title>Sweet Revenge! Biblical Figures Return to Cleanse Conservapedia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE FELT WE HAD TO RESURRECT OURSELVES IN ORDER TO DESTROY THE SODOM AND GOMORRAH KNOWN AS CONSERVAPEDIA.&#8221; Nicole Belle at Crooks &#38; Liars on the re-write of the &#8220;too-liberal&#8221; Bible.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE FELT WE HAD TO RESURRECT OURSELVES IN ORDER TO DESTROY THE SODOM AND GOMORRAH KNOWN AS CONSERVAPEDIA.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Nicole Belle at Crooks &amp; Liars <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/and-jesus-said-love-thy-neighbor-unl">on the re-write of the &#8220;too-liberal&#8221; Bible</a>.</p>
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		<title>Atheist Banished From &#8216;Thank GOD It&#8217;s Friday&#8217;s&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/04/12/atheist-banished-from-thank-god-its-fridays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;OK, TIFFANY, YOU MAY HAVE OVERREACTED A BIT.  NEXT TIME, JUST STICK THE   GUY IN THE SMOKING SECTION.&#8221;    Norm Jenson with  the video of Bart Ehrman on Colbert &#8211; The Bible, a Big Fat Lie.   And make sure you check out this year&#8217;s Blog Against Theocracy.  ]]></description>
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<p style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; line-height: 0; padding-top: 0px"><strong>&#8220;OK, TIFFANY, YOU MAY HAVE OVERREACTED A BIT.  NEXT TIME, JUST STICK THE </strong></p>
<p style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; line-height: 0; padding-top: 0px"><strong> GUY IN THE</strong><strong> <em><span style="color: #ff0000;">SMOKING SECTION</span></em>.&#8221; </strong></p>
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<p style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; line-height: 0; padding-top: 0px">Norm Jenson with  the video of <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2009/04/bart_ehrman_-_t.html">Bart Ehrman on Colbert &#8211; The Bible, a Big Fat Lie</a>.</p>
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<p style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; line-height: 0; padding-top: 0px">And make sure you check out this year&#8217;s <a href="http://blogagainsttheocracy.blogspot.com/">Blog Against Theocracy</a>.</p>
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