“THE EVIL-DOERS CROSSED THE DESERT ON CAMELS, AND CREATED A DISASTER ONLY HOLLYWOOD COULD RECREATE.”
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“THE EVIL-DOERS CROSSED THE DESERT ON CAMELS, AND CREATED A DISASTER ONLY HOLLYWOOD COULD RECREATE.”
“IN ADDITION TO THE GAMING TABLES AND SLOT MACHINES, WE’RE PLANNING TO ADD ‘RUSSIAN ROULETTE’.”
“UNLIKE MY BOOK ‘THE OUTLIERS,’ MY THEORY IS THAT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION NEEDED ONLY TEN MINUTES TO BECOME EXPERT AT SCREWING UP THE WORLD. THAT’S WHY ALL IT TOOK WAS FOR US TO BLINK, AND WE REACHED THE TIPPING POINT TO ARMAGEDDON.”
[Some background on the Gladwell 10,000 Hour Rule.]
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the “Blame Obama” Cry if Mumbai Terror Attack Occurred on January 21st.
Madkane on the outgoing outaw: Dear Bush, Doesn’t Your Brush Need Clearing?
Dan Kurtzman on “Giving Thanks for Bush.”
“WE EXTEND OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE INDIAN PEOPLE. I JUST FIND IT CURIOUS THAT THE TERRORISTS DIDN’T TARGET A GAMBLING CASINO, OR A REALLY BIG CITY LIKE BOMBAY.”
The man is simply stuck in the past: AMERICA NO LONGER HAS ANY ‘NEGROES,’ AND AMERICANS NO LONGER LIVE IN HOUSES.
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From Afghanistan to Baked Alaskan, via Lisa Casey.
Daschle on Healthcare, at One Good Move.
Good Stuff, as always, at BartCop Entertainment.
“APPARENTLY, BARACK OBAMA — I REFUSE TO USE HIS MIDDLE NAME — FEELS AMERICA IS PERFECT ENOUGH THAT HE PALS AROUND WITH EDUCATION REFORMERS.”
“STEVE, I’VE DECIDED THAT IN ORDER TO RECAPTURE AMERICA’S STATURE IN THE WORLD, WE’VE GOT TO CAPTURE GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY, SEND THEM TO GITMO, AND HOLD THEM INDEFINITELY. IN FACT, JOHN McCAIN HAS INDICATED TO ME THAT HE PERSONALLY WANTS TO TRY OUT SOME NEW WATERBOARDING TECHNIQUES.”
“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WARNED ABOUT SENATOR OBAMA’S INEXPERIENCE. HE’S ABOUT TO SIT DOWN WITH A DANGEROUS DICTATOR, WHO IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ASS DESTRUCTION.”
I get up every morning
From Sean Hannity’s warning
Trashin’ commie Jews and blacks from the City
There’s a Robo-calls a callin’
Right-wing polls a pushin’ pollin’
And on Hardball, I’m really a pity
And if your brain likes slime
You’ll be Joe McCarthy by nine
And earn your Wingnut stripes to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Be like me, a racist ‘roid
I love to work at dissing all day
And I’ll be…
Taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime
It’s as easy as wishin’
Joe the ‘plumber’s’ a physician
And your opponent is black, brown or yellow
Be a know-nothing nut bar
Chances are you’ll go too far
If you get in with the RIGHT bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a Lyin’ like a Hun
Tell them that you like to hate this way
For FOX News we’ll be employed
And we’ll end up self-destroyed
We love to work at dissing all day
And I’ll be taking care of diss-ness, every day
Taking care of diss-ness, every way
I’ve been taking care of diss-ness, it’s all mine
Taking care of diss-ness, and working overtime
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