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June 19th, 2009

GOP to Obama: Meddle in Iran, Not Here!

“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”

June 18th, 2009

Iran Fails to Block Protestors’ Favorite Website: MILFU

     MULLAHS I’D LIKE to FUCK-UP

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Juan Cole: Iran Reformists say they Have Documentary Proof of Fraud.

And Lisa Casey with “graphic proof” of the GOP banana republic.

June 18th, 2009

Forget Twitter and Facebook, Iranian Protestors Topple Regime in On-Line Game

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NOW THAT WE VANQUISHED THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS AND LIBERATED OURSELVES FROM THE MULLAHS, WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO THE CYBER-SEX REVOLUTION.”

June 16th, 2009

After 30 Years, Jimmy Carter Finally Gets His ‘Iranian Revenge’

“THIS TIME I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I’M GOING WITH 52 HELICOPTERS, BUT NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MONITORING THE ELECTION. INSTEAD I’VE GOT MY TOOLBOX, AND I PLAN TO HAMMER SOME MOTHERF**KIN’ MULLAH ASS TO THE WALL.”

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Lisa Casey Nails the GOP Health Plan.

BuzzFlash on the College Republicans Convention: ‘We need to find our Happy Meal’.

Juan Cole on the Dueling Demonstrations in Tehran.

November 8th, 2007

A LOOK AT O.J. SIMPSON’S LATEST ‘DREAM TEAM’

 

“WHO BETTER THAN HONEST ABE TO FREE A BROTHER.”

“IF HE THINKS I’M GONNA’ TRY TO GET HIM EMANCIPATED, HE REALLY MUST BE DREAMING.”

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