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		<title>Palin&#8217;s &#8216;Contributions&#8217; To Women: Establishes a New &#8216;Crack in the Wooden Floor&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;SARAH PALIN PROVES THAT A WOMAN CAN FALL AS LOW AS A MAN IN TERMS OF BEING A RIGHT-WING, KNOW-NOTHING, BOOK-BURNING NEANDERTHAL IDEOLOGUE, WHO DISPUTES GLOBAL WARMING, AND HYPOCRITICALLY DENIES OTHERS THE VERY PRIVATE FAMILY CHOICES THAT SHE CLAIMS ARE HER OWN BUSINESS.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Lisa Casey shows how Palin can &#8220;do it all.&#8221; McCain-Palin: Disrespect [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;SARAH PALIN PROVES THAT A WOMAN CAN FALL AS LOW AS A MAN IN TERMS OF BEING A RIGHT-WING, KNOW-NOTHING, BOOK-BURNING NEANDERTHAL IDEOLOGUE, WHO DISPUTES GLOBAL WARMING, AND HYPOCRITICALLY DENIES OTHERS THE VERY PRIVATE FAMILY CHOICES THAT SHE CLAIMS ARE HER OWN BUSINESS.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p>Lisa Casey shows <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/9-3-08_sarah_palin.htm">how Palin can &#8220;do it all</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/carpenter/175">McCain-Palin: Disrespect on Parade</a>, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.</p>
<p>Staying on message, <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/09/republicans_are.html">Five Reasons Republicans Are Evil</a>, at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Madkane on <a title="Permanent Link to Bailin’ On Palin?" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/09/02/bailin-on-palin/">Bailin’ On Palin?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/3/84555/55316/359/584418">Anti-Jewish Terror is &#8220;God&#8217;s Judgment&#8221;</a> &#8212; from the Palin Theological School, via Andrew Sullivan.</p>
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		<title>Reagan Redux?: Palin Proposes &#8216;Sperm Wars&#8217; Shield Against Teen Pregnancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WHO NEEDS SEX-EDUCATION, WHEN WE CAN SPEND BILLIONS FOR AN ADVANCED LASER SYSTEM TO INTERCEPT THE SPERM IN MID-VAGINA.&#8221; ]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WHO NEEDS SEX-EDUCATION, WHEN WE CAN SPEND BILLIONS FOR AN ADVANCED LASER SYSTEM TO INTERCEPT THE SPERM IN MID-VAGINA.&#8221; </strong></p>
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