“I’VE BEEN ON SUCH A ROLL OF GOOD LUCK LATELY, BUT THE CLINCHER FOR COOPERSTOWN WAS THAT EVEN THOUGH I WAS A ‘NO-HOMER,’ I DID HAVE MORE THAN 3000 HITS OF COCAINE.”

“PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I ALREADY LOOK HALF-DEAD. BESIDES, THIS WAY, I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY IDOL, THAT GREAT BALLPLAYER AND FIGHTER PILOT, TED WILLIAMS.”